A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Bartender,
buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me
the bill."
So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for
$57.00. The drunk says, "I haven't got it."
The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him
out into the street.
The very next day the same drunk walks into the bar and once
again says, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour
yourself one, and give me the bill."
The bartender looks at the guy and figures to himself that he
can't possibly be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, so
he gives him the benefit of the doubt, pours a round of drinks
for the house, has a drink himself and hands the drunk a bill for
$67.00. The drunk says, "I haven't got it."
The bartender can't believe it. He picks the guy up, beats the
living daylights out of him, then throws him out into the street.
The next day the same drunk walks back into the same bar and
says, "Bartender, buy every one in the house a drink, give me the
bill. In disgust, the bartender says, "What, no drink for me this
time?"
The drunk replies, "You? No way! You get too violent when you
drink."
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