The Women's Ultimate Guide to what a man really means when he says something.
Have you lost weight? = I spent our last $60 on a cordless drill.
You need new clothes again? = You just bought clothes 4 years ago.
You look terrific = Please don't try on one more outfit.
Can I help with dinner? = Why isn't stuff on the table?
I got a lot done = Found Waldo in almost every picture.
I'm getting more exercise lately = I can't find the TV Remote.
I do help around the house = I put a towel in the laundry basket.
We share the housework = I make the messes, she cleans them up.
I'll fix the garbage disposal later = If I wait long enough you'll buy
I've got my reasons for doing this = And I sure hope I think of some soon.
You're working too hard = I can't hear the TV over the vacuum.
"Uh huh," "Sure" or "Yes dear" = Nothing. It's a conditioned response.
I'm listening; got things on my mind = Is that redhead wearing a bra?
That's interesting, dear = Are you still talking?
Let's take your car = Mine's full junk and out of gas.
I'm not lost. I know where we are. = No one will ever see us alive again.
You know how bad my memory is = I forgot to...
Thinking of you and got these roses = The girl selling them was a real babe.
I brought you a present = It was free ice scraper night at the game.
I'm going fishing = Gonna drink myself stupid by a stream.
Hey, I've read all the classics = I subscribe to Playboy.
Go ask your mother = I'm incapable of a decision about that.
I can't find... = It didn't jump up and say "Here I am!"
What did I do this time? = What did you catch me at now?
She's one of those rabid feminists = She refused to make my coffee.
I missed you = I couldn't find a darn thing.
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