HEIDI - (noun) - Greeting.
HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
Usage - "Heidi, Hire
BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to
borrow." Usage - "My
brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH - (noun) - The state north of Florida. Capitol
is Lanner. Usage - "My
brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
BAMMER - (noun) - The state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is
Usage - "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left
MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division. Usage - "My
brother from Jawjuh bard
my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process. Usage - "Ah thank
ah'll have a bare."
BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley,
hops and yeast.
Usage - "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas
native." Usage - "Them
bammer boys sure are ignert!"
RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
Usage - "I thank I left
my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother
from Jawjuh bard a few
ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage - "I
sure hope my brother
from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
FAR - (noun) - A conflagration. Usage - "If my brother
from Jawjuh don't
change the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna
TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel. Usage - "Gee, I hope
that brother of mine
from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument. Usage - "Lord willin'
and the creek don't
rise, sure hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Pars
RETARD - (verb) - To stop working. Usage - "My grampaw
retard at age 65."
FAT - (noun), (verb) - a battle or combat; to engage
in battle or combat.
Usage - "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup
RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege. Usage -
"We Southerners are
willin' to fat for are rats."
CHEER - (adverb) In this place. Usage - "Just set that
bare rat cheer."
FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic. Usage - "I cuddint
unnerstand a wurd he
sed.. must be from some farn country."
DID - (adjective) - Not alive. Usage - "He's did,
ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas; Oxygen.
Usage - "He cain't
breathe..give 'im some ARE!"
BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable. Usage -
"Boy, stay away from that
bob war fence."
JEW HERE - (noun) and (verb) contraction. Usage - "Jew
here that my brother
from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence
HAZE - a contraction. Usage - "Is Bubba smart?"
"Nah..haze ignert. He ain't
thanked but a minnit n'is laf."
SEED - (verb) - past tense of "to see".
VIEW - contraction (verb) and pronoun. Usage - "I
ain't never seed New York
GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution. Usage -
"Them gubmint boys
shore is ignert."
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